Anonymous asked
u rly dont kno who poopturds is yes??
A:

gross what’s a poopturd

#jk anon yes i know toopy he's my irl best friend other than mood

watermelonsmash replied to your post: we had to dissect pigs last week and i was totally…

wtf who does that

we were required to remove the heart in order to examine it but my lab partner started to get really rough with the pig and he didn’t even care whether or not he was tearing through any important muscles we needed to look at he just started tearing the thing apart and the heart was no exception to that

#watermelonsmash#tw: gore#i kept telling him hey be more gentle with it at least respect it#but he was just whatever and because he wouldn't stop i just kind of left and worked on the worksheet

we had to dissect pigs last week and i was totally okay and not grossed out by anything until someone tried to tug the heart out of it. and then i was very not okay

#schoolio von hoolio#intestines were whatever#even cutting open the reproductive organs didn't phase me#but the heart the precious heart#tw: gore#i suppose

pizza:

iwillneverstoptalking:

apparently if you mention pizza tumblr user pizza will come

who said that

(Source: iwillneverstoptlaking)

Spider Man

badkidsjokes:


knock knock
who’s there
spider man
spider man who
spider web

omg ili was going through the kindle book store thing and asked me ‘what’s fifty shades of grey’ and all i could say was ‘don’t read that’ and she asked me what it was about so i told her it was full of sex basically and then she coyly asked me how i knew that Um. it’s all over the media everywhere do Not look at me like that

blaein:

foofas:

mood blaein is actually part fish you can’t tell in her pictures because of her tricky angling

how dare u reveal my secret to the Internet

she has perfect human legs and a big slimy fish head

mood blaein is actually part fish you can’t tell in her pictures because of her tricky angling

#get it#fish and angling

spoiler: i don’t know who poopturds is

(Source: kosgi)

today i sang and played ‘broadripple is burning’ for her (she calls it serenading what a dork) and at one point in the middle of the song this guy came up to talk to her and she literally told him to shut up and pushed him away goodness me

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#little kid stories#what a dork
#put a bird on it#yoooooo

nowaclubpenguinblog:

she really did not want to take my order

(Source: yadoking)

#interchangably the best and worst feeling in the world

lovingremixed:

ohjeyarh:

please tell me that’s what you see in the silhouette too